walmart cheer

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Annihilation
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Retaliation
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Did you hear the Walmart cheer last night? I think it embodies everything the company represents.

by Nodnarb1 March 11, 2022

walmart.lesbian

A very pretty and cool person. Always nice and very funny and likes cool things<33

“Have you heard of walmart.lesbian?”
“Yes! She’s so pretty and cool :)”

by y0uraveragelesbian April 8, 2022

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!

Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.

by Aquatic_animations10 May 3, 2022

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022