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Witch of Greed

by skelebro1 May 10, 2022
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Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.
You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.
by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023
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Black witch with wicks

Retired Air Force woman from Homestead FL. Social Worker for DCF state of Florida, abuser, scammer, con artist, unhealthy, lazy, judgemental, mentally unstable eater of pork, single, immoral, complacent, aggravating, know it all, kneedy, evil, aggressive, molester, child abuser, violent, irritating, annoying, liar, nosey, and hostile. Unclean liver of life and corruption of good honorable moralistic behavior. Lies to the courts in order to obtain her benefits as from the Military but is no longer even involved. Terrible child care giver and care giver in general.
Black witch with wicks Jackie is crazy, she has always been a black witch pretending to be a nice Christian. She is nothing but a black salem witch SELL OUT. Her poor family thought so highly of her to just be a mean black witch using social securities to live a life of just for her.
by Nowherenearyouinthislifeoneart February 10, 2023
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witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself
Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this
by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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