douchy wipe

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy

Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.

by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009

courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.

Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.

by Chris Norton January 24, 2007

ghostie wipe

a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty

man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped

by stacyt5 November 3, 2007

give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

by Dimple-Chic August 1, 2008

maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

by Lunchbox Sandwitch July 18, 2009

monkey wipe

What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.

The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.

by Silver March 21, 2005

Tit wipe

Stale bodily fluids removed from female breast region

"Wipe that cum off my tits Colin!" (Colin would now be a Tit wipe.
After a sweaty sports session, wipe the 'region' and gas mask (cup their face)someone nearby. The person doing the gas masking would be Tit wiping

by Archie Bald Hughes September 12, 2006