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Wal-Mart

1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.

2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.

3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.

4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.
Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!
by i-1-2-69 January 6, 2008
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Wal-Mart UT Fan

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010
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Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.
Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!
by DipTester May 23, 2007
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Wal-Mart

1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down.
2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat.
3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business.
Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?
by Mystic November 28, 2003
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Wal-Mart

Verb found in alien cookbook to serve man- cause of rising stock prices, sedation and weight gain of local population in US and China, and utter destruction of all critical thinking.
1)Wal-Mart for twenty years or until meat is about to fall off the bone.
2)We were going to repair the washing machine but figured why not Wal-Mart it.
by Pantaloon January 12, 2008
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Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
by Coog1983 July 21, 2009
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Wal Mart Mentality

When someone habitually buys the cheapest whatever available, only to have to replace it every three months.
My girlfriend had to buy new shoes every other month! Thank god I broke her of the wal mart mentality.
by Pyrochazm April 4, 2011
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