1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.
2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.
3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.
4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.
Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!