Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.

"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"

by GotVox April 18, 2016

Turkish Dustbuster

When you're hitting it from behind, and pull her cheeks apart, and thrust so violently she sharts and sprays

Man, I gave Allison a Turkish dustbuster the other night, I was not expecting the cleanup!

by RhoaEverette August 5, 2018

Turkish rip off

The sexual act of inserting a Turkey leg into one's anus before masterbating.

May or may not include gobbling noises, based on cultural differences.

He's busy today, I think busy with the old turkish rip off.

by unforgiven4148 June 10, 2019

Turkish Shotgun

When you jerk off and right before cumming run across the room and quickly blow it in your partner's ass.

My girlfriend was sleeping naked so I jerked off and surprised her with a turkish shotgun.

by Chillfill September 18, 2019

Turkish Meatball

Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.

The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.

by Chip Henderson November 23, 2009

Turkish Hooker

you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee

i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.

by cockmaster17 April 22, 2011

turkish delight

When a fat, Turkish guy straddles above a skinny girl lying on the floor (or vice versa. face up or down depending on personal preference). The fat Turk then jumps in the air, twiddles his toes like a ballerina and lands on the girl in the splits.

My favourite delight is turkish delight.

by Anastasia Beaverhoussen April 16, 2006