Turbo Fail

A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.

This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.

by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018

turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce

A tasty hotsauce that gives you cancer. only a true dungus would nom it.

Dude, pass the Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce so i can put it on my vegan bacon

by madoats June 26, 2019

Turbo

Half the full model name of Porsche's new electric four-door coupé, a car that doesn't actually have exhaust-driven turbos...because it's an EV.

Oh hey look, there's the new Porsche Taycan Turbo. The only exhaust gases coming from a Taycan Turbo are from its owner's butt. Also, coupé? Porsche, where words don't mean what they really mean. Yay, marketing.

by ferio252 September 5, 2019

Turbo Burger

When you rail a chick behind some fast food restaurant

Papa T said to me yesterday that he turbo burgered teddy’s gf behind the Arby’s on west 5th.

by Big Daddy Troy November 29, 2019

Turbo Toe

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.

She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe

by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

Turban Pictionary

A party game played primarily in Arab or Middle Eastern nations, primarily at family gatherings, or otherwise boring parties; which are much more common in these regions, due to a statistically lower intake of unhealthy social lubricants such as alcohol or cocaine. Identical to the popular Western game Pictionary, except generally with better insulated noggins.

Got stuck on Surjid's team in Turban Pictionary last night. The answer was Footloose, but he was too scared to draw bacon (for Kevin Bacon) in front of his grandma and we had to, following the loss of a misunderstood Western style bet, eat our hats... Fancy a a bite of turban, I can barely finish this? At least I'll have a self-wiping ass for a few days.

by Default Damager P2ttP April 25, 2021