total

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.

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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."

by x February 1, 2004

tonal value

Something having to do with a relative strength of color in comparison to we don't know what. Only used by big corporate douchebags attempting to sound intelligent instead of researching what the hell they are talking about. The symptoms of having this word used in your direction includes hair loss, vulgar out busters and possible harsh sarcasm.

The ad's background needs to have half the tonal value of the logo. Also make every other word blink and make the logo bigger. Have this done by tonight.

Thanks,
Scum of the earth.

by re dm yse February 13, 2008

Totally Nice Day

Dog whistle used by racist neo nazis. The acronym TND means Total N*gger Death and totally nice day is used to disguise the acronym.

Neonazi: Go have a Totally Nice Day

Sane person: Go fuck yourself

by 0therwise June 25, 2023

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Total bullshit

See non-binary

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like

by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019

totalitarian

A sorry as person that thinks humans are robots.

God is a toalitarian, he controls every aspect of your life or you get purged.

by left wing king December 31, 2003

Total Biscuit

A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet

"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*

by buttpainisreal March 31, 2015