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Urban shrimp jockey

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!
by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020
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Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.
That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.
by Josh April 5, 2004
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glory hole jockey

glohr-ee hohl jok-ee
-noun
1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole

2.your mom
Damn michael, your mom is one hell of a glory hole jockey.
by Chris, that guy doing your mom December 22, 2008
mugGet the glory hole jockeymug.

gas jockey

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.
by Roth Vantage October 11, 2017
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Knob Jockey

Someone Who Rides The Cock, Gayboy.
by ZakGibson September 13, 2010
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Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.
"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"
by neas tnek November 27, 2009
mugGet the Anal Disc Jockeymug.

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