To the eye slut

A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue

tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing

roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut

by Tehlia November 3, 2019

walmart eyes

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020

Rim Eye

Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.

Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.

"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"

"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."

by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012

Game Eyes

The sagging and burning feeling/look that your eyes get after hours of playing video games.

Chris- "Hey Dom, your eyes are red! I thought we were saving that chronic for spring break?"

Dom- "Naw dude it's not that, I got game eyes an 8 hour online session of Call of Duty."

Chris- "Awe been there"

by eyeshurt August 6, 2011

Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.

whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.

by backflipninja September 12, 2011

pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018