St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 02, 2021

Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.

I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.

by zimmygirl777 January 19, 2025

G bless

Jesus's Chinese bock off

All hail g bless

by Kyloduckping January 02, 2019

On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God

Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!

by The creator of on bless March 19, 2022

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 04, 2020

Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.

WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.

by A random FT account November 10, 2020