by Vito C. September 2, 2007

You just get to watch everyone else have fun with large guns, while you walk around with a Shitty Axe.
by tomservo January 25, 2003

A term used to berate someone. It alludes to that person’s affinity for licking and/or kissing bare, unwashed assholes.
Nice shot, shitty lips! You totally missed!
You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?
Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!
You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?
Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.
Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011

by Feltcher May 7, 2005
