Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Pat

He is a Polish motherfucker but is actually pretty nice. He always wears tan ugg slippers and drives everyone around in his blue Honda. He is really smart though and might bug out if ice is put into his car. He plays soccer but no one has really ever seen him play so we don't know if it's actually true. He puts the music in his car much louder then it needs to be and knows the lyrics to every single Travis Scott song. Pats are good friends.

Hey did you know Pat is gay?

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Frosty Pat

FrostyPat a highly known gamer in the Upgrade discord. Some say he's gay others say ur mama gay. Men are attracted to his gaming skills.

Frosty Pat is strapped up like a dyke

by the_goat_ucantguardme April 3, 2019

Pat

Second hand cocaine through nostril kissing.

Hey can you pat me down? My nostrils have an itch that only you can itch.

by Snort squirter March 21, 2017

pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016