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Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
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Booch Juice

Adding cream soda to any bourban/whiskey as a mixer

-TSJC-
Booch made some of his booch juice again today.... when doesnt booch drink? Idk
by Dankbank21 February 1, 2018
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Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.
Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!
by Papa Taf March 10, 2019
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reggae juice

Breast milk after a nursing mother has smoked a joint.
Jane better pump that reggae juice before her next feeding.
by foxburger March 11, 2014
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Ugly Juice

Another word for Alcohol which ages women forward by a decade or so (10 years). 🤔
"She's destroying her look, she's drinking too much ugly juice."
by strongsurvive November 24, 2022
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Juice gang

A gang full over hard ass people who got each others back even when they are against each other at the time
Yoo did you hear about how juice gang made them big bills
by JuiceGangerCuh October 17, 2019
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Junk Juice

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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