January 25

Tell Marc to eat paint day

Person 1: It’s January 25 tell marc to eat paint

Person 2: Why though?

Person 1: Yeah FUCK MARC

by Not_The_Big_Boi January 25, 2021

January 26

The day the legend Kobe Bryant and his 13 year old daughter died in a helicopter crash.

Ben: Hey bro do you know what today is?
Jack: No. what day is it?
Ben: Kobe and Gigi died January 26th 💔🕊🏀😭

by Kool.Kid.Cassie.1 January 29, 2020

January 14

National play Minecraft day. Call your friends and play Minecraft.

January 14 is to play Minecraft

by RNCheesis January 13, 2021

January 4th

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

by rj3hfyuh January 23, 2022

January 6

January 6 is chicken nugget day

Friend: ”yesss today is January 6 you know what that means?”

Other friend: YASSSSS let’s go get chicken nuggets”

by Alien GURL October 28, 2019

january 22

feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.

either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.

happy birthday to aquarians!

“Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”

by manggggaaa October 15, 2019

january 4

people who love harry potter, have brown hair, do advanced math, and is a giant crackhead were born this day.

Person: My birthday is January 4!
Other person: Omg whats ur favorite hp character?

by tjh4 December 13, 2019