Devil’s horns

When you rub your finger in chilli peppers and finger a girl in a both holes

Omg, last night I just gave my girlfriend the devil’s Horns

by Osowilde June 7, 2018

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010

Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

French Horn Player

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

by cripforlife May 2, 2010

dusty car horn

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.

Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.

by J. Free November 27, 2011