Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"
by putholian aholian June 22, 2005
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hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
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Peter Hat

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 09, 2014
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snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips July 21, 2013
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Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).
Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!
by Khaosbringer August 31, 2015
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mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
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