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hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.
I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!
by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020
mugGet the hat rantmug.

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020
mugGet the Jewish hatmug.

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
mugGet the mad-hattedmug.

Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips August 30, 2013
mugGet the Chinese hatmug.

Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
mugGet the Hat Squadermug.

Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it
Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night
by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018
mugGet the Sticky hatmug.

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump
Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!
by Crusty lips August 20, 2016
mugGet the shit hatmug.

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