Text Sex

The act of overly text messaging another party, usually of the opposite sex. Marked often as an annoyance to people in a close proximity.

"I'm trying to have a conversation with you here man and all you want to do is have text sex with fat chicks."

by McChapperson October 19, 2008

text fest

Bouncing back txt messages. sending messages via cell/mobile phone to another person that has been going on for quite some time.

There really into eachother,all night they have been having a text fest.

by futbol de casa June 26, 2008

text pas

when one makes a social gaff in a text message.

I was being ironic and he thought i was dead serious, i guess you would call it a text pas.

by spiro economopoulos July 7, 2008

TEXT-BOOK

ADJ. WHEN AN EVIL ACT IS PERFORMED WITHOUT ERRORS.

THE WAY VERN TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, "PERLA" ABOUT MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH KIM, WAS TEXT-BOOK HATING.

by hlpjris2cool May 18, 2009

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

text bragging

When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).

-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!

by Lenny Palacio September 1, 2014

Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008