turd mentality

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality
President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020
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shiny turd

When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!
by Mackb4 March 13, 2017
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Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010
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Orphan Turd

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.
Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.
by Largetarget April 19, 2018
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Turd Alchemy

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.
Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022
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Houdini Turd

When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.
by Lueckmans November 09, 2009
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Mouth Turd

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.
by bighorse123 February 06, 2011
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