Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020

tight as toast

close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.

Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.

by bubbadontbutido March 10, 2010

2 dollar toast

When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.

"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."

by 2 Dollar Toast Definer January 7, 2017

round of toast

A round of toast is as many pieces of toast as will fit in your toaster.

Sam: Make us a round of toast, will you Kris.
Kris: How many pieces?
Sam: How many does you toaster hold?
Kris: Four.
Sam: Four then you dickhead!

by Ablemoss August 22, 2018

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006