Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 06, 2023

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Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 23, 2017

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skirts are not made for meals

Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)

Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there

by riss2021 May 21, 2021

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trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.

Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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