A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
by hi25225 August 13, 2016

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.
Person2: Ratio.
Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 1, 2023

Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.
by Ywas4637 September 21, 2022

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall
by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
