Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.
Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*
by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021
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testing the woodchipper

He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 06, 2017
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slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
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Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...
This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.
by Zahyo March 03, 2023
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marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
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Two test

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”
by Chuckes March 15, 2022
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The Stairs Test

A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.
"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"
by Kayla_idk July 13, 2022
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