smoking tailpipe

When a man has anal sex doggy style while smoking a blunt, removes his penis from his partner, takes a big hit and blows it into his partners anal cavity. Then his partner farts out the smoke creating a "smoking tailpipe" effect.

Mike was having anal sex with Holly and blew his blunt smoke into her stretched out anus. When she farted after it looked like a "smoking tailpipe" of a car.

by nasty but true December 14, 2013

tab tappin'

opening a number of blank pages by clicking the 'new tab' button multiple times to see how many tabs can fit on your screen..usually a result of extreme boredom at work.

guy 1: "bro you look real busy, whatcha doin?
guy 2: " nah bro, just tab tappin', got 20 so far.

by bouxman June 16, 2014

pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.

"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "

by simsmi September 21, 2015

vagina tapper

Someone who is also a fuckboy and looks for the pussy every day

Yo Tyrone this white dude James is such a vagina tapper he fucked Stacy last night at the party

by Jimmy davids June 21, 2016

Raptor Tappin

When someones toe nails or fingernaila get to long you can hear thwm tapping on the floor or table.

Guy 1: What the hell is that sound?
Guy 2: It's Mark, bro is raptor tappin.
Guy 1: Gross

by VictoryX July 18, 2016

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Chronic Tapper

When a percussionist is tapping non stop 24 forkin 7 and it never stops and it sounds like the rains of hell

Hey you are such a chronic tapper stop forkin tapping.

by Dramqueen April 19, 2018