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older guy syndrome 

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

one pint syndrome 

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.
Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

Annoying Orange Syndrome

When a show goes from being an awesome show online to a piece of shit on TV.
Fred used to be an okay show before it got movies on Nickelodeon. It's a victim of Annoying Orange Syndrome.

Carpal Cellular Syndrome 

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

last cookie syndrome 

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.
damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.
last cookie syndrome by leaf337 February 12, 2017

Chronic Dab Syndrome 

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so
Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks
Chronic Dab Syndrome by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017