sugma

something unknown by many. Ask your friend what it is so they can confirm themselves

Have you heard about the new strand of sugma?
What is sugma?

by crimson._. May 27, 2022

sugma balls

its just sucking yo balls

ima sugma balls

by Crickgrent June 13, 2022

sumaiya and saima

there the best of friends , you see them together you know how close they are. Also don’t interfere in there conversations they tend to br quite scary.

‘omg that sumaiya and saima’
‘yeah you dont wanna mess with them

by naz_ June 26, 2022

Sugma

Sugma is a rare but DEADLY disease that kills all Furies made by humans to save the world because if you have it the FBI will take you away and put you in a high security jail that only has screens of Sugma balls

p1: sugma nuts
p2: sugma balls
p3: KILL ALL FURIES

by anonymous July 8, 2022

submackeen

The mispronunciation of submachine, as Scout from Team Fortress 2 was unable to read in the comic #6, Blood in the Water.

Scout: Sub... Subma... Submackeen... No, wait. Lemme start over. Subm-

by spaceHauteHouse August 3, 2022

Sugma

The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.

Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.

The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.

by Not_Lost October 6, 2022

Sugma

Sugma-72AV is an airborne, antifungal/parasitical resistant fungus. In later stages, it takes the form of a human being, Derailed Exiled Gay Erratic Non-Enthusiastic Rated Angry Trans-species Extremist, or DEGENERATE. DEGENERATEs are key on spreading Sugma-72AV. They do this by when coming in contact with a unaware victim, use word play in order to mention the word sugma, disguising it as an insult. Symptoms include: Aggressiveness, frequent unfunny jokes, sore throat, and rash. The fungus/parasite then lays eggs, and when hatched, the patient mutates to a DEGENERATE.

Patient: Doctor, do you know the Sugma Virus?
Doctor: No, what's sugma?
Patient: SUGMA BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor then mutates, spreading the fungus/parasite further.

by Not_Lost October 8, 2022