Gigantic Turkey Sub 

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

Gigantic Turkey Sub by Kielay December 20, 2008

semper ubi sub ubi 

Origin: Latin

An admonition given in Latin clases in English speaking countries. Its literal translation, if not in English, is nonsensical, but in English is "Never Where Under Where." SUSU is often found as grafiti in the more educative schools.

Semper ubi sub ubi - Anonymous

**Author leaves giggling**

semper ubi sub ubi by KD5PBO November 26, 2006

Foot long sub 

When you fuck a girl in the ass unlubricated till she screams for mercy and bleeds. Then you tell her how she made you mad then continue to do it till you almost die from exhaustion.

She was tried to play me so I gave her a foot long sub.

Foot long sub by Ron Michael jeremy May 15, 2016

Once upon a meatball sub 

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

Once upon a meatball sub by Tookar April 13, 2005

Goalie sub 

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

Goalie sub by Zeecatman August 19, 2010

mini sub 

The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.

What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.

mini sub by madtube April 22, 2014

Bedsheet sub

Bedsheet sub: a term used to describe a over sized and over active organ of the genitals.

I felt the presence of a bedsheet sub crashing against the coast in search of Haven.

Bedsheet sub by The capn April 28, 2014