5 definitions by The capn

1
taking a bong hit off a girls back while getting a blowjob then lifting her head up and blowing the smoke in her face.
I got the bongjob then i ate some good waffles
by The capn November 20, 2014
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Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.
A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.
by The capn May 20, 2018
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Bedsheet sub: a term used to describe a over sized and over active organ of the genitals.
I felt the presence of a bedsheet sub crashing against the coast in search of Haven.
by The capn March 21, 2014
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