magic memory stick

a piece of equipment, required to custom firmware a PSP. this bit of kit is usualy a 32-256 MB memory stick Pro Duo and used by hackers around the world.

Guy1: Dude, do you know anyone that can help me custom firmware my PSP?
Guy2: go to youtubes psphelp2008! he tells you clearly how to use a magic memory stick!

by TheKingSabz December 23, 2008

double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

by Yoakem January 30, 2009

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite May 21, 2011

Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

I’M A SOCK

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.

Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”

by Bannath May 12, 2018

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022