piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

by Forest89 October 4, 2017

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018

iFunny Shitting

Swiping through iFunny while shitting.

Sorry that took so long. I was iFunny shitting.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 13, 2018

Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.

Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!

by bigpapihere June 14, 2018

IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.

by There is an i before P June 27, 2018

titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)

"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."

by horribadderson March 4, 2018

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019