shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Broad spreadly

a Phrase used in response to something.

A meaningless phrase used to describe the good, the bad, and the bullshit.

Our team won the game!
Broad spreadly!

by anonymous October 31, 2020

spreedom

freedom to shop! a human right protected and encouraged by capitalistic governments.

After yearning for months for the sneakers in the window display and debating with her checkbook, Tori exercised her spreedom.

by a spree thinker September 15, 2009

Streadache

when you get a headache from stress.

the whole situation is giving me a streadache

by kbslang.com June 20, 2011

spreak

A marriage of the words Spring and Break, colloquially used to refer to Spring Break.

Did you hear about Amy and Meg making out over Spreak?

Hey man, have you made plans for Spreak yet?

by Adam Zeldin March 2, 2008

Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs

"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"

by ruh-duh March 14, 2014