Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Wafi Spray

When one fucks up a csgo spray so hard that it becomes a wafi spray.
Requirement: the decals must make an outline on the wall behind the person you are trying to spray.

*In a discord call*
OMG YOU NIGGER, THAT WAS A WAFI SPRAY

by Torped December 4, 2020

Rape resister spray

Pepper spray used for making boys hoop their fists while crying

Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Spray tan girl

The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it

Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl

by The smart one who knows everyt November 14, 2019

spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint

Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!

by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018

Mongkok Pepper Spray

When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.

“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”

by Mongcock July 13, 2019

Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.

Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!

by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 6, 2019