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Green Spoon 

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
Green Spoon by KappaHunter March 3, 2014
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The Spoon Method 

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
The Spoon Method by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

danger spoon 

A much better term for a spork
I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes
danger spoon by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

spoiled silver spoon syndrome 

Usually a wealthy child that has no knowledge of history or of consequences. Verbally spews whatever is currently popular with no understanding of it’s meaning.
Her knowledge of Socialism comes directly from her spoiled silver spoon syndrome, she hasn’t a clue.

Peanut butter spoon 

A word that donut operator told us to look up here

Peanut Butter Spoon 

I really dont know, donut operator told me to look this up on urban dictionary. I expected something dirty, but all I got was a definition about a hearty snack.
Wow I'd clean that peanut butter spoon so good with only my tongue.