sploodge

(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.

1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.

by Lord_of_all_humans August 30, 2006

Splonge

Sponge cake made using splooge

How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017

sploogey

An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.

Sploogey's Jerk off board has some illegal pics of underage girls with pedophile cum on them.

by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009

Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 8, 2004

spooge

Homie, or Shorty Splat. That's dude, or girl cum, for youse non slanging retards.

Dammn.. Shorty spooged all over my face, and new shirt. Fuck...I'm out.

by Lord Navala July 28, 2003

Spooge Munging

It takes three people. Two living and one dead (usually female). One person performs oral sex on the dead female while the other jumps on the deceased's stomach. You can imagine the rest...

'Yo Bill, jump on her to get those juices flowing!!'

'I love spooge munging, it's the raw deal!'

'Fuck spooning, I'm going spooging'

by THETOISE December 30, 2011