Splatoon

Call of Duty for adults.

Splatoon is like team fortress 2 exept in the third person and the players are 10% less autistic

by HurriCrane November 9, 2023

Splatoon fanbase

actually mature unlike call of duty fanbase
"Splatoon: intended for younger audience played by older audience

Call of Duty: intended for older audience has younger audience" that was a comment or all I could remember from a comment that was made in 2018/19 in all serious splatoon fans are cool people

ME:im apart of the Splatoon fanbase
KID:fuck you splatoon sucks
ME:PULLS OUT N ZAP 85 AND SHOOTS

by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Splatoon Haters

the most insecure evil uonoringal little bitches
they call splatoon fans simps
fuck them
they re usually 1-7 years old and spam racial slurs every five seconds either that or they are a 21-40 year old Discord Mod with no life that dropped out of Kindergarten

FUCK SPLATOON HATERS

by TakoTheMemer November 14, 2023

Splat Charger

The 'default' charger weapon that appears in all of the Splatoon games. Has long range and can splat in one hit, but is not good at painting or in close-quarters (most of the time).
One of the most annoying weapons in all 3 games, especially the third one since the map design is garbage. Though, not nearly as annoying as some of the other charger weapons, such as the E-Liter 4k Scope

The Splat Charger is so annoying i stg all charger mains have no friends because they use such a boring weapon.

by HankBoiWasTaken November 15, 2023

Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.

"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."

by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024

Splatoon

Some of these definitions are actually really scary I was just trying to look at my favourite game😍

"If you play Splatoon you are gay, no exceptions"

by Splatoonisgay December 5, 2023