Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Sparknotes Abuser

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

by saxredman July 29, 2012

Sparks

Urinal backfire. The end result being the wet marks men claim to be from hand-washing.

It always takes a second or two to get the angle just right...sometimes a mid-flush keeps the sparks at bay.

by washi43 December 5, 2013

Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.

ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!

by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

sparklingsecrets

Millie, A Roblox Edit tik tok creator with 2k followers she became popular with a video of her lyric pranking her sister with quatkity singing the lice song.

SparklingSecrets makes unique edits for her account! Suing her Roblox account HandsomeMillie123

by Rabbitgobrrrrr November 30, 2020

Sparkfeast

Just another random human who spawned in a country where there was no shortage of people. Sparkfeasts are pro at gaming, and good at math.

Look at that person solving calculus, acting like a Sparkfeast.

by Sparkfeast March 29, 2021