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Keyword spam

The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.
Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.
by suckedoffonaferry June 13, 2012
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Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.
*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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orc spam

The art of combining your SHs and OPs to achieve a multitude of Orcish battalions and Catas to rush your enemy and defeat them to the point of gg
im gonna orc spam yo ass elf nub
by 4d and max July 14, 2006
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porn spam

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?
by Johnny May 19, 2003
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Quacky Spam

One that has insulted the human race by their stupidity and should be taken off this earth for their own good.
Alfred got an F on the Health quiz again, he's really Quacky Spam if I've ever seen it.
by Philbert November 25, 2003
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wall spam

Annoying, frequent and unwanted postings to your facebook wall.
Hey, June spammed my wall six times yesterday - I need a filter for my wall spam.
by Ross Fox January 17, 2008
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Spam Bucket

pirate #1: thats the dreaded spam bucket!

pirate #2: quick! get out ze spam to give to the cap'n!
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
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