Safe Porn

Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'

I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.

by pentaxCamera November 26, 2011

safes

slang for condoms, used to eliminate any awkwardness in a social situation where you don't want everyone around to know what you are saying.

example 1
girl; "Damn I'm out of safes, do you have any?"
guy; "yeah, don't worry about it, I got this."

example 2
"there's no way he's getting anywhere tonight without safes"

by acrosome January 17, 2012

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

Safe

can be used as a greeting or as a thankyou

Safe man: hello man or Safe dude: thanks dude

by XSqueekX February 3, 2007

Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

by Agent00abe April 21, 2008

safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.

Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.

by dl luvin October 6, 2011

Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out

Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly

by BeefyCC September 1, 2018