space surfing

The state of being you obtain when you inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide followed by a long drag off of an amyl. In laiman's terms, a quick 15-20 second magic carpet ride through a caleidoscopic dimension.

Dude, I was space surfing last night and almost fell off of my board!

by happyjack November 4, 2008

Space Invader

Someone who's all up in your face while you're chewing the fat.

Your aunt was a space invader.

by llamamamall August 27, 2010

Space Race

In order to preform this maneuver, you must travel to North Carolina or Tennessee or any other state that sells large fireworks. Right when your girl is turned on and ready to go, pick your rocket and jam it in her butt and light it. You then must commence sexual intercourse with her and finish before you see the pretty colors. This is a popular position to celebrate the birth of America.

Bob - "Hey Fred, why do you look so glum today?"

Fred - "Well Cindy and I did the Space Race last night and I took too long."

by The Krusty Krab September 23, 2011

international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021

space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"

by cyberpimp April 22, 2006

spacebase

n. Crack cocaine dusted with phencyclidine. Appeared for several moments in Chicago the 1980s. Evidently its effects are so disturbing that neither hardcore dusters nor crackheads will do it twice.

User A: Let's do this spacebase I got.

User B: Later for that. I'd rather eat broken glass.

by Witness10mm October 3, 2005