Smoking rock

The rock where you smoke bali highs at in high school and share gossip.

Ashley didn’t know how to make smoking rock a scavenger hunt clue so she added it to urban dictionary.

by Ash24mue June 15, 2018

smoking bourbon

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing

"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"

"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"

by ylucii August 8, 2018

Smoking Bong Style

The style of blowjob wherein a person holds the ball sack and shaft while sucking the man meat.

That was awesome last night when this chick started smoking bong style on my shaft.

by Glowme August 30, 2018

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Smoking Cigs

The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price.
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.

Non-smoker: "The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price."
Smoker:" I know I know, I have to quit."
Non-smoker: "Smoking Cigs are bad for your health and the health of people around you."

by Nidhogg King April 6, 2019

smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019