slobodon

Slobodon is a Serbian man-baby who still lives with his parents. He spends his days stalking and harassing various girls online. He tries to get them to skype to get naked and show his uncut little man part. He can be sweet, charming and loving but don't fall for it, he's borderline sociopath and/or psychopath and won't change and in the end you will regret ever knowing him. All you can do to get away is block him and his army of various online fake accounts forever. Slobodon can also refer to other men who do the same.

"Look man, stop stalking and harassing me, don't get all Slobodon on me!"

by SaberloTodo July 21, 2014

Slobodan Milosevic

An Ante Pavelic wannabe.

Ante Pavelic was better at killing large amounts of innocent people, fucking over the Balkans and getting away with it than Slobodan Milosevic ever was.

Never forget the Serbian holocaust, unless you're in the Western media. Then you can be as dishonest as you want if it makes for a good story. Ignoring a century of history to paint the Serbs as the "new Nazis" sure is a good story, isn't it?

by DevonTheGreater September 17, 2008

Slobadob

Someone who is a slouch and doesn't care about their image.

Tommy, why don't you straighten up your room and iron those clothes you have on. Man, you've turned into a slobadob.

by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

crew slobber

When a girls slobs an entire crew of guys.

That bitch wont fuck but she is a crew slobber.

by pimpin kyle April 26, 2005

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

slobby tits

When a FEMALE lathers her tits with many types of alchohol. Then the MALE sucks on the tender She nipples until they are dry. Then puts the nipples in his anal cavity making it stinky. Her fallopian tubes will drop causeing major pleasure

Nicole and George preformed SLOBBY TITS. It gave him a boner

by poonhandlermcsausagefest February 20, 2009

slobberbone

someone who's extremely slobby, messy, and pretty dumb.

James, "Yeah I was totally turned off when I saw her room.
Matt, "I know, man. She's a total slobberbone!!"

by blondayyyy123 August 22, 2011