Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009

Slippery Slope

A practice of guy blowing his load on a girl’s forehead and the bridge of her nose. Then proceeding to “ski” down it with his ass cheeks.

Carla hates it when she gets a slipper slope from Frank if he does not wipe his ass first.

by Foonip Magoo March 17, 2004

sloppery

A cross between sloppy and slobbery.

E: That kiss was so sloppery. My face is all wet.
D: Uh, sorry.

by Erica220 March 25, 2009

Slippery Sally

When you are fucking a chick and she shits from the pressure...

by Justin & Tuesday August 2, 2003

Glass Slippers

When you're hitting it from the back, pull out, bust in your own hand, and wipe it on the heels of her feet.

Last night I was hitting it doggy and ended up giving her the glass slippers. Now I don't have to spend $ on her pedicure for another week.

by BnD69 July 11, 2018

slippery nipple

when you ejaculate all over a chick's nipple and make her best friend lick it off.

when i was banging these two chicks, i gave one a slippery nipple

by stinky torrez March 10, 2003

Slippery Pete

Bear Semen. The Most powerful and dangerous and unstable of all the Semens.

"This Slippery Pete makes cryptonite look like ginger beer."
"The only cure for cancer is Slippery Pete... unfortunately it creates a disease far worse and completely incurable."

by MartinVB08 January 14, 2008