Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

slideshow bob

Proper noun.

1. That annoying boss or coworker who puts the most trivial information into PowerPoint format.
2. Anyone who creates those maddening social media posts that you find are slow loading slideshows accompanied by dozens of ads.

Oh, Slideshow Bob had us sitting through half an hour of stupid PowerPoint again this morning.

by heywood704 January 2, 2018

SlimeSlug

A little non-threatening presence in a computer (a suspected gremlin)

Woa - my screen just freaked out - do I have a slimeslug in my system?

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Slires

A condition in which one is so content that the thought of any kind of action is sickening. The action could seem appealing but doing nothing is top priority during this sickness. A couch or chair or bed is the top location for such an illness. The slires are a wonderful way to get out of work because your action interested friend will always know that a case of the slires is basically incurable.

Sam: Double, lets go bowling.
Dub: Bowling? sounds good... but...
Sam: Ahh shit D, the slires
Dub: Ugh, yeah.
Sam: Bastard, I suppose you'll be on that couch for a while?
Dub: You suppose correctly friend

by Double Dander August 21, 2006

slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

Slidearrhea

A condition characterized by the frequent and copious discharge of presentation slides.

Synonym: "Death by PowerPoint"

It looks like Fred in Marketing has come down with another case of slidearrhea. He really should get that checked out.

by GreatMooglyGoogly August 29, 2012