dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

dick slide by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

Madalena Slide Tackle 

A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.

Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.

Madalena Slide Tackle by ThereIsOnlyOneLadsFC December 7, 2017

Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

Fresh Slide by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

cuban slip and slide 

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

cuban slip and slide by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013

slip n slide pussy 

A flange that a dick can slide in and out with ease, and sometimes the penis may slip out

That girl had a slip n slide pussy, my dick slipped out

slip n slide pussy by Plastic Octopus October 21, 2015

Slip "n" Slide 

Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.

Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!

Slip "n" Slide by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Alabama Scraggy slide 

When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.

My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.

Alabama Scraggy slide by wewefsfsf September 3, 2017