SJW

A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.

If you get offended by trivial/historic stuff you're an SJW and need to stay the fuck away from me.

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

SJing

When a Vice Chief of Defence Staff says they’re an infant.

I am infant -> SJing

by Mystery204343 July 30, 2025

SJSU

Land of Asian baddies

I miss SJSU... Get me out of Bakersfield PLEASE

by IAmKevinNguyen August 5, 2025

Sjwabu

A person who fumbles a lot

Friend : bro I dropped my phone off the 17th floor

You: damn, you’re a sjwabu, how do u do that.

Or

You : nah ,that was a sjwabu move.

by Nkululeko Nkosi October 19, 2025

SJS

SJS (acronym for “Shit, Jerk, Shower”) A routine consisting of three essential steps — taking a shit, jerking off, and then taking a shower. Considered by many to be the ultimate way to start (or reset) the day feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to face the world.

“Bro, I woke up late but still managed to squeeze in an SJS before work — best decision ever.”

by TheJorker October 31, 2025

the Sjaak charm

When you really feel a strong need to bed someone but you don’t really know why.

Idk man she just really got the Sjaak charm

by D Blok April 12, 2019

Dirty Sjoerd

Telling one of your disguisting friends with cancerous feet to take their rotten stench elsewhere

Bilan, would you please remove your cancerous feet from my sight because im not a dirty Sjoerd.

by Cleanfeet June 4, 2020