TheJorker's definitions

SJS

SJS (acronym for “Shit, Jerk, Shower”) A routine consisting of three essential steps — taking a shit, jerking off, and then taking a shower. Considered by many to be the ultimate way to start (or reset) the day feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to face the world.

“Bro, I woke up late but still managed to squeeze in an SJS before work — best decision ever.”

by TheJorker October 31, 2025