Simp

Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

Simp

A boy named Charles or Charlie that chooses to call his girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys.

"Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"

by the transexual March 24, 2020

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

Simpage

The word simpage refers to a Simps main girl that he Simps for

Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches

by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

simp skinny

the act of becoming skinny as a result of simping.

Yo, I heard my mans broke up with his girl. Yea, big fella ain't been eatin, he simp skinny.

Damnnnn, he simp skinny!

by wrirson May 12, 2020

Simp

A boy who searches for a certain female’s validation by giving her too much attention and love; in order to get puss. Commonly associated with the name Xavier.

Xavier: Sorry boys, I have to go drop off some White Claws at Chloe’s.
Boys: Bro stop being a Simp! You guys broke up a while ago.

by BoomBapBing June 18, 2020