A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.
by BIG-MEAT March 12, 2010
A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 01, 2015
by Vito C. August 27, 2007
A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.
Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
by AeroGirl198457 June 14, 2010
by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021
The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
by reeferdave January 14, 2011
*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
by Where 11 October 06, 2008