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Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013
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fun shaming

When someone shames you for having too much fun under the influence
GF - "you are so embarrassing when we go out, you always get too wild"
BF - "you're always trying to make me feel bad for having too much at the bar, so what if I'm drunk? I'm having a good time! Stop fun shaming me!
by El Gato Diablo Loco July 15, 2017
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Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019
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burp shame

When an individual burps loudly in public, and someone in close proximity takes offense. They may react in a number of ways, including: lectures, dirty looks, gasping, or nose upturning. It is only burp shame however if the individual who belches feels remorse.
"Man, Dave belched really loud in the middle of the mall and some old lady tried to give him the burp shame."
by Derples April 28, 2012
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Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.
Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.
by Afipsycho June 21, 2021
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roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
by D Flawless November 24, 2021
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Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011
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