A "Semen Demon" is a female who seeks for mens semen in order to have kids or just for the fun of it.
M y ex-girlfriend broke into my house, drugged me and when I was passed out she jerked me off and when I nutted she kept my semen in a jar I guess you can say she's a real "semen demon".
by Jr the jackass October 29, 2022
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When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.
JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"
by GbAbE September 9, 2018
Get the selective reading mug.When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.
" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."
by Lemons. February 7, 2010
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1. Used in Internet chat rooms in response to a request for a URL that happens to be the same word as the topic of discussion, but with ".com" appended. See example one for clarification.
2. (As an adjective) Primarily, to describe a URL that is redundant, uninspired, or passé. Informally, as an adjective to describe same but outside of the world wide web.
3. (As a verb) (Rare) To act in an obnoxious, uninspired, lazy or otherwise undesirable manner.
1. Used in Internet chat rooms in response to a request for a URL that happens to be the same word as the topic of discussion, but with ".com" appended. See example one for clarification.
2. (As an adjective) Primarily, to describe a URL that is redundant, uninspired, or passé. Informally, as an adjective to describe same but outside of the world wide web.
3. (As a verb) (Rare) To act in an obnoxious, uninspired, lazy or otherwise undesirable manner.
<ChatMan10> Hey, have you guys heard about Google?
<ChatterMan23> URL please?
<ChatMan10> samecom
I looked into that coffee company's website, but it was all too samecom for me.
If I have to go with you to another boring opera, I'm going to samecom so much you'll wish you'd left me at home!
<ChatterMan23> URL please?
<ChatMan10> samecom
I looked into that coffee company's website, but it was all too samecom for me.
If I have to go with you to another boring opera, I'm going to samecom so much you'll wish you'd left me at home!
by JoshM December 9, 2008
Get the samecom mug.Person drafted to fight. Usually not strong willed at first, but ends up with a strong character, established integrity, inner strength and open mind.
A friend of mine was a selectee drafted to serve the military. He left with fear but returned from war a Lion.
by JCarlos May 31, 2007
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Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills
Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!
Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...
Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!
Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...
by weorujahg January 22, 2010
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